Lorena Bobbit Virus
- turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Woody Allen Virus - bypasses
the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
Tonya Harding Virus - turns your
.BAT files into lethal weapons.
Paul Revere Virus - warns of
an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\.
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus
- instantly turns 1K of disk space into 1 Meg.
Joey Buttafuaco Virus - only
attacks minor files.
Michael Jackson Virus - preys
on child processes.
Jane Fonda Virus - attacks your
hard drive's FAT.
Oprah Winfrey virus - Your 200MB
hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
AT&T Virus - Every three
minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI Virus - Every three minutes
it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Politically Correct Virus - Never
calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an
"electronic microorganism."
Ross Perot Virus - Activates
every component in your system, just before the whole darn thing quits.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus -
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Government Economist Virus -
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
Federal Bureaucrat Virus - does
practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important
part of your computer.
Adam and Eve Virus - Takes a
couple of bytes out of your Apple computer.
Congressional Virus #1 - The
computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing
on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Congressional Virus #2 - Runs
every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the
user to accomplish anything.
Airline Virus - You're in Dallas,
but your data is in Singapore.
Freudian Virus - Your computer
becomes obsessed with its own motherboard. Or becomes very jealous of
the size of your friend's hard drive.
PBS Virus - Your computer stops
every few minutes to ask for money.
Jimmy Hoffa Virus - Your programs
can never be found again.
LAPD Virus - It claims it feels
threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense."
O.J. Virus - It claims that it
did not, could not and would not delete two of your files and vows to
find the virus that did it.
Special Thanks To Tim For Sharing This Alert Data
With Us.
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