PROJECTRA - Men given
this new experimental drug were far more likely to actually finish
a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking
this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more childcare
tasks -- especially changing diapers.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical
trials, 82% percent of middle-aged men who were administered this
drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
Currently being tested
to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and
otherwise-attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties
expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days.
Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer
than your favorite store's return policy period.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the
exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials
on U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA -This
drug has the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised
sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA -This complex
drug converts noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special
bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA -This drug has
been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).
Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA - About to fail
its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible
urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people.
Note: Apparent overdose
turned three test subjects into special prosecutors.
LIAGRA -This drug causes
men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs.
Will be available in Regular, Divorce Court, and Presidential Strength
versions.
