Liberal Test - RushOnline.com

10 signs that you might be a liberal:

1. You think Ted Koppel's Hair is real!
2. You like to give to charities - with other people's money.
3. You think free love is sheik and still wonder why your third marriage just went down the toilet.
4. Whenever an intern disappears in Washington, you say it's all about sex.
5. Your father wore flowers and your mother wore army boots in the sixties.
6. You think Al Gore won the election in 2000.
7. You fondly recall Stalin as "Uncle Joe".
8. You think the second amendment is the right to keep and bear a white flag.
9. Whenever you hear Rush Limbaugh's name mentioned you foam at the mouth and your knee jerks.
10. When hooligans throw rocks at police, you call it civil disobedience, when Republicans protest a fixed election you call it a riot.

BRENDA KAY

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You Misunderstand Liberals If:

1) You think we want to ban cigarettes. Unlike you whacked-out neo-fascist conservatives, liberals believe that as long as you aren't hurting anyone else, it's probably an acceptable behavior.
2) Read the First Amendment, for one. It's called the establishment clause, and "In God We Trust" clearly violates it. Moreover, the Constitution gives the government no powers which are not specifically given to it by either the Constitution itself of courts of law, and neither has ever given the government a right to establish a national religion.
3) Yeah, I'm REALLY best friends with the IRS.
4) You can worship whatever way you want. You can't make me worship however you want. It's as simple as that.
5) See numbers 2 and 4. Kids are going to have sex, and when they do it's better if they use a condom than if they don't.
6) Vouchers would take money from public schools and put it into private schools, some of which would be religiously oriented. There's your conservative idea of a slippery slope manifesting itself again.
7) What?
8) While you're in heaven reading your Bible, all of us God-forsaken liberals will be having a kegger in Hell.
9) Fetus =/= Child. Believe me, you don't want to see the pictures.
10) When you have facts to back up your arguments, I might try to rebut them, but this confuses me to no end. Global cooling?

Mystery Liberal!

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