(From Eric)

"BUSH/CHANEY FOR 12 YEARS--THEY'VE WON THREE TIMES"

(FROM: GORDON)

Al Gore...

"LOOK... UP IN THE SKY, ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE, its a chad, a chad?
NOOOOOO! ......ITS ((((((((((((PLASTICMAN)))))))))))))

from: SPACE GHOST

Can I make the State of California give me the lottery winnings if the winning numbers
are the numbers I intended to punch rather than the ones I actually did punch?

(From: Gail)

If Al Gore was to win new Bumper Sticker...

HAIL TO THE THIEF

(From Betty)

GORE - THE MOTHER OF ALL
VERBAL SPINNERIZMS & LIES

clinton/gore years will be remembered for "trickle down corruption"

(From Sutton)

Confucius say, "Murder mystery like presidential election. Villains often disguise themselves as victims."

(From: Jane)

Bush/Cheney = Decisive Winners. Gore/ Lieberman = Delusive Whiners.

(From: Sjl)

Subject: News alert! Election crisis solved

I have just solved the riddle of the current election crisis! By simply plugging in the variables in this tested formula, it can reliably predict who will win Indecision 2000!

I spent hours testing the mathematics and produced a little graphic that I hope you will forward to everyone in your address book. Hurry, as the nation depends on you!


Tim

* * *

Am I wrong?

Nov . 7, 2000 G.W. Bush had more votes than Al...
Nov. 8, 2000 G.W. Bush had more votes than Al...
Nov. 9, 2000 G.W. Bush had more votes than Al...
Nov.10, 2000 G.W.Bush had more votes than Al...
Nov.11, 2000 G.W.Bush had more votes than Al...
Nov.12, 2000 G.W.Bush had more votes than Al..
Nov.13, 2000 G.W.Bush had more votes than Al..
Nov.14, 2000 G.W.Bush had more votes than Al..
Nov.15, 2000 G.W.Bush still has more votes than Al...

How many times do you have to beat Al before he gets the message!!

Jon

 

If Gore is the answer, it must be a stupid question.

Can't blame Gore, he's doing his impression of the
Democratic mascot, a jackass.

--Jim, Oregon

Happiness is a Republican president

Don't be a jac)k ass! Vote Republican!

(From: Rosey)

 

THE PRESIDENCY IS NOT A BIRTHRIGHT AL

(From:John )

Why are Democrats the only ones who can't interpret an arrow?

(From: Praetor)

Old Democrats never die, they just have a recount.

(From: Louis)

Why run with Algore and the turkeys when you can fly with George W. and the eagles!

(From: Ben)

What part of >> o don't you understand?

(From: Bill)

"STOP the GORE "


I WASN'T CONFUSED---I VOTED FOR BUSH.

COME TO FLORIDA, ONLY OUR VOTE COUNTS AND RECOUNTS AND RECOUNTS AND RECOUNTS..........

(FROM: GORDON)

When all is said and done, Gore can add the Constitution to his list of inventions.

(From:Grrzzzly)

Liberals -- First they take our guns, then our elections

GORE/LEIBERMAN
Not Even The Constitution Will Stop Us!

(From: JOHN)

 

I can play 18 Bingo cards at once, but a Butterfly Ballot is beyond me.

If at first you don't succeed, vote, vote again.

(From: Dennis)

It's Florida Law!, Stupid

(From: Jeff)

"I invented the Recount" - Al Gore

(From:John S. - Northern California)

Sure the Democrats are behind Gore,
Holding a Straight Jacket!


"Gore wishes he hadn't
invented the Electoral College"

(From:Allen)

 

HUMOR FROM THE FLORIDA MESS

 

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